Jim and Harry Balz break down the NFL the way it deserves: real analysis, real stats, and just enough chaos to keep it fun. Coverage of the league’s biggest storylines, week-to-week matchups, and the moments that actually decide games.
WELL, WELL, WELL — LOOKS LIKE THE PATRIOTS FORGOT TO PACK THEIR FOURTH-QUARTER CLUTCH GENE FOR THE SEASON OPENER! Seattle’s home opener, well they pulled it off thanks to Drake Maye, because of his last couple minute interception thrown in Seattle’s end zone with a last-second field goal victory, Seattle over New England, and let…
America, buckle up — because the greatest show on Earth is back, and nobody is more ready than Harry freakin’ Balz. After months of political noise, global chaos, and enough stress to make a grown man punt his own television, the NFL has finally returned to save us from ourselves. And tonight? Oh tonight is…
So Harry “The Hairy” Balz drops his preseason hot takes over at The Hairy Times, and naturally, as the superior sports mind in the Balz family, I need to set the record straight. My brother’s got some things right — shocking, I know — but he’s also missing the forest for the trees on several…