WELL, WELL, WELL — LOOKS LIKE THE PATRIOTS FORGOT TO PACK THEIR FOURTH-QUARTER CLUTCH GENE FOR THE SEASON OPENER! Seattle’s home opener, well they pulled it off thanks to Drake Maye, because of his last couple minute interception thrown in Seattle’s end zone with a last-second field goal victory, Seattle over New England, and let…
America, buckle up — because the greatest show on Earth is back, and nobody is more ready than Harry freakin’ Balz. After months of political noise, global chaos, and enough stress to make a grown man punt his own television, the NFL has finally returned to save us from ourselves. And tonight? Oh tonight is…
So Harry “The Hairy” Balz drops his preseason hot takes over at The Hairy Times, and naturally, as the superior sports mind in the Balz family, I need to set the record straight. My brother’s got some things right — shocking, I know — but he’s also missing the forest for the trees on several…
Let me be straight with you. When I started thinking about what sports coverage should look like in 2025, I kept coming back to the same problem: most of it is either painfully boring or desperately trying to be something it’s not. You’ve got the corporate networks reading off teleprompters like they’re announcing funeral arrangements,…