Where Jim and Harry Balz stop reporting the news and start arguing about it. The home for opinion, analysis, and the occasional sibling feud, played out in print.
America, buckle up — because the greatest show on Earth is back, and nobody is more ready than Harry freakin’ Balz. After months of political noise, global chaos, and enough stress to make a grown man punt his own television, the NFL has finally returned to save us from ourselves. And tonight? Oh tonight is…
So Harry “The Hairy” Balz drops his preseason hot takes over at The Hairy Times, and naturally, as the superior sports mind in the Balz family, I need to set the record straight. My brother’s got some things right — shocking, I know — but he’s also missing the forest for the trees on several…