Colorado has two home games Saturday, two teams that need a win, and two Balz brothers who can’t agree on the time of day. Harry already ran the numbers on the big picture in his CU and CSU bowl eligibility breakdown, so we’re skipping all of that. This week is only about Saturday. We’re also fixing one thing before the…
A 38-year-old third-string quarterback walked into the Bears Soldier Field on Monday night and ran the Eagles out of it. Philadelphia is still 2-1, but a 27-7 beating on national TV raises real questions. Was this a warning sign or just a bad night? And here come the Bears, but how far can they go without Caleb Williams? My twin…
Two seconds left, the Rams at the Denver 14, one snap to steal a game in Denver. Then Talanoa Hufanga picked off Matthew Stafford, and the Broncos playoff chances got a lot healthier. Denver won 30-26 on Sunday Night Football. The Rams spiked the ball with two seconds left at the 14-yard line, and then, after a false start, Stafford…
Folks, it’s Sunday morning and I’ve already cleared a pot of coffee, because this is an emergency in the state of Colorado. Both of our big FBS programs sit at 2-2. Both lost Saturday. Both are now staring at the same question: CSU and CU bowl eligibility. Can the Rams and the Buffs each get to six wins and play…
Let me tell you something about Colorado State football that might surprise the casual observer: this program has a pulse. A real one. Not the flatline we’ve seen for stretches over the past decade, but an actual heartbeat that could give BYU some serious problems Saturday night at Sonny Lubick Field. CSU Rams Ready to End BYU’s Streak in Fort…
WELL, WELL, WELL — LOOKS LIKE THE PATRIOTS FORGOT TO PACK THEIR FOURTH-QUARTER CLUTCH GENE FOR THE SEASON OPENER! – Seahawks Survive Darnold Scare as Drake Maye Meltdown. Seattle’s home opener, well they pulled it off thanks to Drake Maye, because of his last couple minute interception thrown in Seattle’s end zone with a last-second…
Listen up, Hairy Times readers — I don’t say this often, but my twin brother Jim actually got something right. Football IS back, and America DOES need this. We need the noise, the passion, the pure unadulterated chaos of grown men crashing into each other while we scream advice they can’t hear from our couches.
America, buckle up — because the greatest show on Earth is back, and nobody is more ready than Harry freakin’ Balz. – Let The Season Begin After months of political noise, global chaos, and enough stress to make a grown man punt his own television, the NFL has finally returned to save us from ourselves….