CSU and CU Bowl Eligibility 2026: Harry Balz Does the Math on a Brutal Road

Listen up, Hairy Times readers — I don’t say this often, but my twin brother Jim actually got something right. Football IS back, and America DOES need this. We need the noise, the passion, the pure unadulterated chaos of grown men crashing into each other while we scream advice they can’t hear from our couches.

A 38-year-old third-string quarterback walked into the Bears Soldier Field on Monday night and ran the Eagles out of it. Philadelphia is still 2-1, but a 27-7 beating on national TV raises real questions. Was this a warning sign or just a bad night? And here come the Bears, but how far can they go without Caleb Williams? My twin…

Three of the four Division Series are 2-0. The fourth is tied, and the two-time defending champs are suddenly sweating. That makes it the right moment for 2026 MLB playoff predictions from the two loudest people at The Hairy Times. Jim Balz brought spreadsheets. Harry Balz brought feelings, plus a few spreadsheets to prove he’s the smart twin. We locked…

Saturday, Oct. 3, was a rough night for Colorado college football. The Buffaloes lost at home to Texas Tech, the Rams got run over by Oregon State in Fort Collins, and Harry Balz has to answer for last week’s Jim vs. Harry predictions. That leaves one question hanging over Boulder: what is Deion Sanders‘ future at Colorado after another lopsided…